My job sucked. My boss was an asshole. And everyone around me was losing their shit that I was in a perpetual bad mood.
Clark
Is the dark cloud still amongst us?
Easton
Yep. He stormed off the pickleball court yesterday because one of the Golden Girls asked about Lulu.
That is not why I stormed off the court.
Bridger
It was because his necklace broke.
Archer
He’s wearing a necklace now? Like a locket?
Axel
Damn. The dude is definitely losing it. Does he keep a lock of her hair in there?
Ummm… newsflash. “The dude,” a.k.a. the dark cloud, is on this text chain, assholes. And it isn’t a necklace.
Easton
Toe ring?
Clark
Promise ring?
Fuck off. Bridger’s paddle hit me in the wrist, probably fracturing the bone, which is still wrapped in an Ace bandage, by the way. But he also clipped the link on my bracelet.
Axel
Who wears a bracelet to pickleball? I thought we were kidding about the jewelry.
They’re both sentimental, you clueless wankers.
Clark
Both? As in, there are two bracelets?
Yes, one plus one equals two, numbnuts. And I like to call them wrist ice.
Bridger
For the record, I didn’t hit you. Your wrist hit my paddle.
You probably broke my wrist, and you snapped the clasp on my bracelet, and you have the audacity to blame me?
Bridger
Yep. You heard me.
Easton