Honestly I don’t even think they realized we were naked and soapy in the shower. It was insulting and hilarious at the same time.
“Can we compromise? Maybe a Prince Albert?” mused Dante.
The men looked at him with the same look of disgust they were giving us. “What the fuck is that?” Dimitri demanded.
“It’s a small ring at the tip of your dick that’s supposed to stimulate the G-spot when you’re fucking,” he explains.
“Why would I want to stab my dick with a needle?! Don’t dicks work just fine without the damn piercings, how will that prove that we lov…want to be with you.” He rushed to correct himself, blushing fiercely.
“Dimitri, are you blushing? Maybe that’s why you need the piercings… the blood is rushing to your face instead of your cock,” I said seriously.
He looked at us incredulously, and I just couldn’t hold it anymore. Pixie and I started laughing so hard, thank God, the fucking shower floor was warm because we couldn’t stand up.
Dimitri walked into the shower fully dressed, demanding we apologize to his dick and we just couldn’t catch our breath. This was how we’ll die, I was sure of it. Not being able to catch our breaths while apologizing to a dick.
We finally got off the floor and stumbled to the sinks to brush our teeth and moisturize, still chuckling. “Shower is all yours, boys, we will let you discuss the merits of dick piercings while you all sword fight.” With that, we ran out of the bathroom while they growled at us.
Pixie
Fuck.Ellie and I would laugh all the time, it was never a dull moment with us but these men have certainly brought a lightness to our home. Our. That feels good to say. Their faces were just priceless and amazingly expressive. You would think being Shadows would have made them a bit more stoic, and when we first met them that was certainly their façade, but when they let their guards down it was incredible to witness. After a few minutes of getting dressed in our nighties we sat on the edge of the bed and stared at the open bathroom door, listening to the men argue about piercings vs. tattoos, and Dante declaring he is getting everything at once.
We laughed softly. “We are so fortunate to have them, Els, it's like they were made for us.”
“They were,” she said while “Must Be Nice” by Lyfe Jennings came on the sound systems. When Ellie had this system installed it was because we realized we had so many songs in our heads constantly and would always text each other lyrics about which song reminded one of the other. So of course she designed it and had someone modify to pick up on certain emotions and keywords. It was uniquely ours and soon the men would understand the importance of it. Music connected people, it expressed emotions that sometimes were too hard to say out loud, but here in our haven we didn’t have that problem, the system helped us sort it all out and gave us a different type of peace.
We smiled as we stood up and held each other dramatically and swayed to getting lost in the song after laughing. The shower turned off a while ago but we fell into the song realizing that it really represented us in so many ways. The song gradually finished and switched to “I Wanna Know” by Joe, and I pretended to sing to her. She laughed and kissed me softly. This is my Ellie, yeah she fights and tries to save the world and everyone around her, but this? Her laugh, her joy, her peace at home? Was her. I loved her so damn much, and it was mind-blowing whenever I looked at her.
Charlie
Pixie wasmy center and despite the madness she always brought me back to earth. Her smile, her laugh, her joy just poured from her. I always felt like I have to take on the world and to be honest, I do. For her I will take it on and win, odds be damned. The men, they will be the same for us, the deep soul shattering love, we knew but in the end we loved each other first and that was so special. I traced her curves under her nightie and laughed as she sang to me. If she only knew, she didn’t just take my breath away, no, I would give up all the air in my lungs just to look at her one last time.
I kissed her soft lips, leaning my forehead against hers, enjoying the moment. That’s what we would all have, moments in time compounded by love and hope to get us through the future. I'll take all the moments I could, tomorrow could wait, the nights was ours.
I felt the eyes of the men behind us as they let us have our moment in time, the system switching to “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell. Pixie and I laughed and looked back at the guys who stood behind us naked as the day they were born, dicks hard, looking casual as fuck. As if hanging around naked with their dicks out was something they did on any regular day while sipping coffee and probably stirring it with said dicks.
“All done, boys? Did you decide how to prove your love?” I froze at the L word,but shook it off, waiting for an answer.
“Shush, we know you’re mystified by the image in front of you. If you speak, you’ll ruin it,” Dante joked, breaking the tense moment.
“I admit we like the image. Actually now that I think about it, Dante, I promised you a grappling session and you promised to show me all the benefits of your tongue.” I quirked an eyebrow and his eyes heated.
Si, mi amor, that’s exactly what I said. How about we do that first, then we can move to the grappling?He walked toward me, his muscles flexing and his dick at attention. I licked my lips as he gripped my hips and laid me on the bed, all while taking off my nightie. Damn, he’s talented. He smirks at that thought and I lose all forms of common sense at that smile.
Fuck yes.
Also, I want a baby and we should practice.I rolled my eyes.
Dante, no babies yet. I still plan on bleeding once a month for a long time. Gotta keep the resident vampire excited.
I smiled as Dimitri gagged. Yeah, it was gross but the rewards were awesome.
You know we talk about Dimitri but at least he just likes blood, this guy over here.Pixie points at Etienne and smirks. Eats fucking snails as a delicacy. So I mean really who is worse here, the Kotex licker or the guy who sucks slugs.I laughed.
The only one that’s going to be sucking anything, Pix, is you, Etienne growled.
Promises, promises, French man. Are you gonna bring that Baguette over here or do I have to go get it myself?Pix dropped a heated stare and walked over to him.
And you, General? Coming?She winks at him while walking back toward the bed and taking off her nightie. Seriously, I just think we should stay naked all the time.