Page 17 of Simply Irresistible
Melanie: Like ever.
Tyler: You’re adorable.
Tyler: Melanie? Where did you go?
Tyler: Mel?
Melanie: Who is this?
Tyler: Apparently the future Mr… What’s your last name?
Tyler: Mel?
Tyler: Was that too soon?
Tyler: I’m sorry.
Tyler: Can you at least send me a … so I know you don’t completely hate me.
Melanie: …
Tyler: Ah, thank you. I’d hate to break up five seconds after making it official. I didn’t even get a chance to change my relationship status on Facebook yet.
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Melanie: You never told me! Did you like the playlist?
Tyler: I haven’t listened to it yet.
Melanie: What?
Tyler: Sorry, been busy.
Melanie: You’re such a liar. You told me at lunch yesterday that you counted all the fluorescent lights on your floor.
Tyler: That wasn’t me. That was Pete. Pete counted all the fluorescent lights. He wanted me to help, but I told him I was too busy. You must have misunderstood.
Melanie: …
Tyler: Are we back to that?
Melanie: …
Tyler: At least you’re still texting me.
Tyler: Melanie?
Tyler: Mel?
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Tyler: I listened to the playlist.
Melanie: Did you like it?
Tyler: Just kidding! Gotcha!
Tyler: Mel?
