Page 56 of The Hard Way

“Eyes on the screen. It’s your turn to be watching.”

“We need to stay alert,” I said.

“We’ll help you stay alert,” Odin said. “So alert. Zeus, does our goddess need help with her business suit coat?”

Zeus pulled me up and helped me out of my Jackie Trent suit coat and shirt and then my bra. “You guys!” I whisper-yelled. He used my bra to tie my hands behind my back. “Are you kidding me?”

“Eyes on the screen,” Zeus barked.

I stood there in the cool, dark office, eyes on the screen.

Zeus slid up my skirt so that it was bunched around my waist, then he slid down my panties. “Oh my god.”

“Perfect attention,” Odin said. “You’ll be punished if we find you’ve missed our Nancy sighting.”

They worked together until they’d pulled off my clothes entirely and sat me back down in front of the screen.

Fuck. I was naked on a chair in the Piggly Wiggly office. Odin started tying my ankles to the chair legs. “This is me hoping the Pig isn’t getting any midnight deliveries,” I said.

“Only one person is getting a midnight delivery,” Zeus said.

“Seriously, you guys! What if somebody comes?”

“You like when there’s a frisson of danger,” Odin said.

I caught his eye. “I think there’s more than a frisson of danger going.”

“We’refucking-ginternational spies. We can tell a frisson of danger from actual danger. Now spread your legs and stop arguing. We need to use your body for our pleasure now. For dessert.”

“You already had dessert,” I said.

“We need extra dessert,” Zeus said. “And when we need extra dessert, we take it.”

“Was that in our wedding vows? I can’t really remember.”

Odin had moved behind my chair. He grabbed my hair and pulled my head back, looked down at me. “I can’t believe nobody recognizes you. No matter how we try to hide your face, your beauty blazes through.”

“Um…I can’t see the screen.”

“We’re tag teaming,” Zeus said.

Okay, so he was watching the screen.That’s good,I thought.

Then I felt something cool on my nipple, and I realized it was the chocolate sauce. “Um…ahhh.”

“You may not be hungry, but we are.” Odin moved around to kneel in front of me. “Pay attention to the screen. You’ll be punished if your attention wavers.”

I watched the screen as best I could, gasping as Odin’s tongue made contact with my Nutella-covered nipple. He sucked it, likereallysucked it.

I was so turned on, so wet, I could barely think.

“Nutella is very clingy to skin,” Zeus said, stroking my hair. “He has to suck really hard to get it off, I’m afraid.”

I focused on the screen, looking for Nancy as Odin sucked madly.

“Are you more alert now?” Zeus asked.

I gasped as Odin started on the other breast.