Page 79 of Could Have Been Us
“And you gave it all up to be eaten by a bear. Listen, I love you and all, so I’m thinking maybe I should warn you . . .”
“Warn me about what?”
“Just that maybe you should go put something on under that robe.”
Before I can say anything else, the spa person walks in. “Hi, I’m Kami, and I’m going to be your nail technician.”
I look to Stella as I help her up. “Have fun. I’ll wait here until it’s our time.”
My girlfriend doesn’t hesitate. “Oh, no, my love, she’syourtechnician.”
My smile falters. “Mine?”
Kami watches us as if this isn’t the first time she’s witnessed this conversation. “I have you down for a manicure and a pedicure. Come right this way, Mr. O’Donnell.”
Stella is trying to hold back her laughter. “Is this what your warning was for?”
She doesn’t say anything as she grins.
“You’re going to owe me, sweetheart. So much.”
“I look forward to it.”
“So do I.” I lean into her, pulling her body against mine, and then kiss her passionately. Her fingers grip my hair as she returns the kiss. Kami clears her throat, and I pull back. Stella’s eyes wild and breath ragged. “So do I.”
* * *
“We will never speak about this again. Ever.” I am fucking horrified.
As is Kami.
I think she’s probably far more scarred than I am.
“Please, tell me what happened,” Stella says with a smirk.
“You already know. Look at your face! You are fucking giddy.”
She laughs. “I mean, I only heard what was said as we passed by. I figured you went back and put your boxers on before the pedicure.”
I turn to her as she sits at the foot of the chair. “You failed to stress that was necessary,Stella. Instead, I was naked.”
I didn’t really know what the hell a pedicure was until I was being escorted over to a chair. Poor Kami and I shared a look as I pulled that robe a bit tighter when I had to sit down.
“We are only naked for the massages.”
“I thought that’s what this whole day was supposed to be!”
Stella can no longer control herself. A laugh so deep and loud practically explodes from her. She clutches her stomach. “You really flashed her?”
“She touched my foot!”
“So you showed her your dick?”
I groan, dropping my head back. “Not on purpose!”
“You shouldn’t be embarrassed, you have a very nice dick.”
If this situation were less humiliating, I would be happy she thinks that. However, poor Kami couldn’t look at me after the unintended peep show.
