Page 54 of Pucking Sweet

“Yeah, whatever,” Doc says with a wave of her hand. “Look, sweetheart, this is just sad, okay? We all know you didn’t wiggle your way past the bouncer by offering him a handy just to come up here and reconnect with your old college flame.”

The blonde makes a face like she just smelled dog shit. “Bitch, you don’t know me!”

A few of the guys gasp.

“Idoknow you, Asphalt.”

Fuck, Doc is funny…and brutal.

“I’ve known girls like you all my life,” she goes on. “Caleb broke his knee, and you took him out with the trash. Well, lucky for him, hitting your curb is the best thing that could have ever happened to him. Because now he hasme.”

Doc leans forward in Sanny’s lap, going in for the kill. “You had your chance with a great guy, and you blew it, Asteroid. He’s gone, and he’s not coming back. You’re so far off his radar now, you may as well be lost in space. And don’t for one second think he’s going to waste his breath introducing you to any of the great guys sitting behind us either!”

“A-fucking-men,” says J-Lo, clinking his beer glass against Karlsson’s.

“Should we break this up?” Morrow says at my shoulder.

“Shh. It’s just getting good.” I wave him back, glancing over at the other guys. “Did any of you have to offer a handy to get up here?”

“No, but I’llgivea handy to the first guy who gets me out of here,” Sully mutters. “I’m beat, and this is just getting sad.”

“Control your girl, Cay,” the blonde shouts, her voice cracking. “She needs a muzzle and a leash!”

Fuck, the balls on Sanford must be ginormous right now. He keeps rubbing up on Doc, his hands roaming as he says, “That’s not a bad idea. You’d look good with a leash, Hurricane. Something with spikes.”

“Oh, daddy, don’t tease me,” Doc replies with a sultry smile.

“God, you’re both psychos,” the blonde shrieks. At long last, she stomps away, muttering curses as she goes.

“Bye, Avocado!” Rachel calls after her.

Our table explodes with laughter.

“Later, Alligator,” J-Lo shouts.

“Bye, Asteroid!” calls Sully.

“No bunnies allowed!”

Morrow taps my shoulder, and I slide out of the booth, still laughing.

Langers comes rushing over with Doc’s drink. “Hoooly shit. That was the single hottest thing I’ve ever seen. That was like anAnimal Planetshark attack, but with heels and hair flipping.”

“You destroyed her,” I tease.

“We bow to the master,” says Morrow, making a fake bow.

I elbow him, sloshing his beer. “It’smistress, jackass.”

He elbows me back, and I bump into Sully.

“Hey, make me spill the rest of this beer, and you’re paying for my Uber,” he warns.

“You heading out?”

“Yeah, I’m wiped.” He drains his glass and sets it down on the table. “We’ve got an early call time for the busses.”

I turn to Morrow. “You heading out too?”

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