Sure it’s not.
And I’m the Sugar Plum Fairy.
Me:
Goodnight, Lando.
Lando:
Fine, be mysterious. But if you two elope before opening night, I expect a seat at the head table.
Me:
Goodniiiiiiight.
Lando:
Night, Swan Queen. Don’t let your trust fall into the wrong arms.
I’m smiling as I go to set my phone back on the nightstand to charge, but it vibrates again in my hand—Reign’s name lighting up the screen.
Reign of Terror:
Why did Lando just text me asking if I, and I quote, “caught you like it was a scene from Dirty Dancing”?
I laugh, breath catching in my throat as I sink deeper beneath the covers.
Me:
I mean… you kinda did.
Minus the retro halter top.
Reign of Terror:
Pity.
You’d look good in one.
Me:
You’re insufferable.
Reign of Terror:
And you’re deflecting.
But it’s fine.
I can wait.
Me:
Wait for what?
Reign of Terror:
For you to stop pretending that whatever you feel for me isn’t real.