Bellamy:What the hell, Aries? I’m sitting right beside you. You couldn’t just tell me this?
Bishop:You are annoying, Merry.
Aries:That’s beside the point. Everyone welcome our newest member, Andry. He’s dating my brother, as some of you know. He’s also a hockey player, which we will forgive.
Leon:Hey Andry. Good to see you again. Or chat. Whatever.
Maddox:Forgive Leon. He didn’t sleep well. Jake had too much sugar before bed.
Bishop:This will be a fun day on ice then. *devil emoji*
Andry:Thanks? Not sure what to say. I appreciate the welcome.
Bellamy:I’m sorry you’re roped into this chaos, Andry. But also, I’m glad you’re here.
Bellamy:Aries, is there a specific reason you created this Alliance group text? I have a feeling there’s more to the story.
Aries:Why, yes, BB, there’s a reason. Operation: Bully Revenge is commencing.
Leon:Bully revenge? Who’s being picked on?!
Maddox:Great. Now my boyfriend is about to go feral. Aries, please get to the point quickly.
Aries:I was trying!
Andry:It’s about Rodney. My teammates need to be taught a lesson. To see how important he is.
Bellamy:Ah, yes. That makes sense.
Leon:We’ll destroy them. Give me names.
Maddox:DO NOT GIVE HIM NAMES.
Bishop:I’ll take the names then. We like little Merry. No one will hurt him any longer.
Andry:He’s no longer in danger. This is revenge.
Andry:I’ll protect him with my life.
Aries:That’s what I’m talking about.
Bellamy:Oh yeah. He’s got that Daddy energy.
Leon:This is why he’s in the alliance, right? You’re going to be a good addition to the Bears one day.
Bishop:We’ll see. Luke isn’t responding in chat. Maybe he doesn’t want to be in the alliance.
Luke:I’m trying to work. Some of us have jobs.
Maddox:We all have jobs, Coach. If you’re trying to act like a saint, save it for someone else. Timothy blushes too much to hide your nefarious ways.
Aries:BURN! Someone call the fire department.
Bellamy:Can we focus please? I have a meeting in ten. So does Aries, though I think he’s forgotten.
Andry:Yes, and I have class.
Luke:That’s right. Then practice after. You better keep those grades up, Rykov. You’re showing promise. I want that for my team.