Page 9 of The Love Wager

“It’s basically the same thing,” he replied, his eyes on the phone. “Only instead of the perfect handbag, you’re shopping for the one person in the universe who will make you blissfully happy for the rest of your life.”

“Well,” Hallie said, irrationally excited underneath her feigned cynicism, “that sounds impossibly simple.”

“Shut up and let me do this for you.”

By the time they’d finished dinner, Hallie had an actual dating profile on an actual dating app. Chuck had come up with kickass verbiage that made her sound fun and smart, and she was genuinely excited to go home and start “shopping.”

Only when he pulled up in front of her dumpy apartment to drop her off, Chuck gasped loudly and said, “Holy shit.”

“What?” Hallie looked out the window but couldn’t see any reason for alarm.

He said, “I think there was a delay or something when you told me about your new leaf, because your words are just hitting me right now. Did you say you’re going to get your own place—without Ruthie?”

“Yes.”

He tilted his head. “Have you thought about how you’re going to tell her?”

Hallie narrowed her eyes and said, “I’m just going to tell her. We’re both adults—it’ll be fine.”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

“Really?”His voice was higher in pitch.

“Yes.”

“Really.”

“Ohmigawd, Chuck, quit trying to freak me out. I will tell her, she will accept it with a smile, and all will be well.”

He nodded and said, “Sure it will.”

Chapter

THREE

“Oh, thank God you’re home!” Ruthie, Hallie’s roommate, stood in the doorway as if she’d been waiting for Hallie to return. She was wearing an apron that had a man’s ripped chest and speedo-covered junk drawn on it, and the cartooned Speedo had the wordsGot meat?written across the crotch in cursive. “I just made banana bread, and I want to get your opinion. Butter or no butter?”

Hallie moved around her and went inside. “My opinion on butter or no butter?”

Ruthie cackled at that. “Your opinion on the bread. Do you want butter or no butter?”

Hallie was stuffed and didn’t particularly care for banana bread at the moment, but she didn’t want to disappoint Ruthie, either. Especially when she was about to disappoint her by telling her she wanted to move out. “No butter, please.”

Ruthie literally ran over to the galley kitchen and threw open the refrigerator door. She yelled, “You know howIfeelabout butter, so I’m slathering this whole motherfucking loaf—aside from your slices—with all the Country Crock the law will allow.”

Hallie dropped her purse on the floor and slid out of her shoes. “I never doubted that you would.”

Ruthie Kimball was an absolutely ridiculous person. She was the sister of one of Hallie’s coworkers at the jewelry store, which was how they came to be roommates, and Hallie had never met anyone in her entire life who was so shockingly unpredictable. She genuinely had no idea—ever—what Ruthie was going to do, say, or think.

Ruthie drove a motorcycle year-round, whether it was sunny or snowing. If the temps were subzero, Ruthie bundled up in her puffy coat before climbing on her “hog” and proceeding to ride around town as if it were normal to have icicles forming underneath your nose.

And yes, she actually referred to it as her hog.

Incessantly.

Ruthie loved baking but hated cooking. She had piercings everywhere, but cried like a baby if she needed to get a shot. She took care of Hallie like an older sister, baking for her and ironing her clothes if she left them in the dryer for too long, but she scream-fought with her actual sister on a regular basis, shouting things into the phone like “I’d love to run you over with my hog but your stupid fucking ass would probably fuck up my suspension.”

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