Page 119 of River & Crown
"No 'cause her ass knows better. Had she told me, this would have been a very different conversation. I only know you did some shit 'cause she perked up about your glasses. Next time you need ideas to keep River from seeing, holla at Chosyn. Her ass told me to tell you the next time you piss her off she's super-gluing your eyelids closed and drawing eyes on them bitches. She said your new name's gonna be Hellen Keller."
I laughed hard as hell until Four jabbed her elbow into my rib.
"Don't fucking laugh at that crybaby."
Wolfe caught on and really looked at me. "Nigga, you been crying? River, the fuck you do to my brother? You gon' make me bury your ass forreal. First Chosyn, now Crown. Man, give me those fucking glasses!" Wolfe reached in snatching Four's glasses quick as fuck.
"Crown!" she bickered.
"Nigga, give her back her glasses. We straight."
"Nah, fuck that. You're good on her, but my heart isn't."
"I got more, don't trip," I told Four, kissing her forehead. "We good on the padlocks. Shit was a miss understanding."
"Nigga!" Wolfe scoffed. "Take these fucking locks. Fucking with her, she's gon' do some shit to piss you off again," he said, handing me about six bags filled with locks.
"Damn, I thought we were better than that." River frowned.
"You made Chosyn cry." He shrugged. "You're a terrorist until my heart says different. Aye, this y'all food ole boy is delivering."
Wolfe chucked his chin in the direction of the delivery guy getting off the elevator.
"Yeah."
"Cool, consider these glasses and those wings payment for my efforts in helping you, nigga."
Wolfe snatched the bag of food from dude and laughed as Four sucked her teeth. Nudging her back in the house, I kicked the door closed and dropped the bags of padlocks in front of it.
"I can't believe you let him run off with our food and my glasses." She pouted.
"Do you see all these locks? He earned it."
"Whatever. Now, what are we going to eat?"
Licking my lips, I grabbed Four and tossed her over my shoulder.
"Crown!" she yelped, giggling.
"I'm about to eat some pussy, you gon' swallow this dick, then I'ma find you some to eat like the great husband I am."
"But I didn't introduce you to River."
"That can wait. We cried enough for one night. The only tears I wanna see are the silky ones dripping from your pussy."
Chapter 29
River Ashland
Birthday Brunch
Glancing out the window, I groaned, reading the name of the brunch spot Chosyn told me about. Crown thought he was slick. Had I known this was his intention, I would've fought harder to stay in bed. I turned my focus from the lounge and gave Crown a deadpan expression.
"Four, fix your face," he said once he parked. Crown undid his seat belt, then did the same to mine. "Get out the car."
I scoffed, thinking this nigga had to be crazy to think I was getting out of this car.
"Four."
