She touches every surface, then shrieks and jumps back out of the car and back into my arms. “Oh, Silas! This is the best birthday ever! I’m the luckiest woman in the world. But you need to stop spoiling me, this is too much!” Her smile turns into a stern frown.
“Minnie, you’re my wife and the love of my life. I’ll never stop spoiling you.” I drop a kiss to her lips, to which she smiles against.
She tightens her arms around me and squeezes the shit out of my neck momentarily, legs wrapped around my waist. Her arms then untangle from behind me and she throws them up in the air, screaming,“I HAVE THE BEST HUSBAND EVER!”
I spin us in circles as we laugh our hearts out. I’m not sure how our neighbors feel about being woken up at six in the morning with our shenanigans, but the radiant grin Cecilia wears makes it all worth it.
Back inside, I deliver her favorite breakfast, French crepes with bananas and hazelnut spread drenched in Maple syrup, real Canadian maple syrup that I got express shipped just for her. Once all is done and cleaned up, I help Minnie get ready for work with two or three orgasms, then send her out the door in her brand-new set of wheels, looking all sexy.
I walk back into our home through the garage and pick up my phone that was resting on the kitchen island. Tapping the screen awake, I unlock it and head into my group chat with the guys.
Me
Everyone all set for later?
Burkley
“L” is hiding in my trunk. Thanks to you, my wife now has some weird roleplaying fantasies. You owe me for this!
Ford
“O” is on board. I can come give you a hand with those fantasies if you’d like, I’m sure Mrs. Burkley wouldn’t say no to a 2 for 1 deal.
Burkley
Stay the fuck away from my wife, Ford!
Ellis
And here I was about to offer my services as well. Shame, we could have really had fun.
Ellis
Hey, Hayes. Can I keep the “V” when we’re done?
Ford
What the hell do you wanna do with that??
Ellis
Show up at Burkley’s place when he’s not home.
Burkley
I swear to God, if any of you fuckers show up at my house with that thing, I won’t be held accountable for what happens. You better bring a wheelchair because you won’t be walking out.
Adler
Does that count for me too? You know Morg always had a soft spot for me.
“E” just came back from the dry cleaners.
Ford
Why was it at the dry cleaners?
Adler