Page 143 of Valpar

“Ice?”

“Yes, to shove up the gaping hole you made for the giant log you just speared me with.”

Chapter Forty-Six

Calliope

My stomach growled. “Youknow what I’m craving? A big ol’ yellow tree dick.”

Valpar paused while he was carrying me in his arms to the kitchen table. He slowly looked down at me, but I wiggled for him to put me down.

“Wow, and I see some on the table! Do they grow here? Oh, and you’ve got muffins, too?”

Valpar let me down, reluctantly, and he stood there with his half-hard shaft wobbling against his leg.

“Yellow tree dick?” He drawled and I pulled a big banana out of the crate on the table. “Yeah! Don’t they look like dicks? I chuckled, peeled it and took a massive bite. I moaned and rubbed my bare stomach.

I was starving, and, apparently, I slept for four whole days while I was reliving memories and had my brains fudged into oblivion. My lady parts were still tingly and sore, so, I walked a little funny. I really needed some ice cubes, or maybe a frozen dildo, I could shove up my lady bits, but I doubted Valpar had any of those things in the cabin.

I peeled the rest of the banana and stuck it into my mouth. I moaned as I chewed, and Valpar huffed and shook his head. He went to the oversized chair at the table and slapped his leg for me to go sit with him.

“That is not a dick. It’s a banana. Where do you come up with these weird names?”

I hopped onto his lap and swallowed the gigantic piece, and before I could speak Valpar already had a cup of cool water to my lips. “It’s the shock factor, and let’s face it, you looked pretty shocked.”

Valpar pinched his nose and smiled. “You will run circles around me.”

“That’s the plan.” I took another bite, and let out a long, erotic moan as I put as much banana in my mouth as I could.

Valpar watched, and his hand tightened around my thigh.

“You are enjoying that banana far too much,” he growled in my ear.

Hmm, indeed I was. He was gripping the cup too tightly and watching me with eyes like he was going to pounce again.

This was fun.

“Mmm, it is so good though. And you know what, I think yellow might be my favorite color now.”

Valpar slammed the cup on the counter, sloshing water on the table. “What?”

“Yeah, yellow. Such a bright happy color. Don’t you think?”

Valpar pulled the banana away from me. “Green should be your favorite color and the only thing you should have in your mouth is my green shaft.” He whispered dangerously in my ear.

“Where’s Simon?” I asked, changing the subject and ignoring his constipated face. “He’s probably not used to this place, and I want to make sure he’s okay.” I reached over the table to grab another banana, giving my mate a perfect view of my naked butt. I could feel Valpar’s vibrations from his chest run down my legs while he palmed my butt.

“Little fairy, I have some news about Simon.”

My brows furrowed when I heard his voice go serious.

“Is he okay? He didn’t get hurt when that potion spilled on him, did he? He didn’t die?” Panic rose in my throat and Valpar placed his hand on my chest.

“No, Simon is fine. It’s just—he isn’t the same Simon you remember.”

I tilted my head and stared out the window at the front of the cabin. How could Simon not be the same Simon?

“When the potion fell on your skin, Simon panicked and jumped after Karma. The potion got into his fur. Normally, this should not have affected him, but Simon was under a spell that no one knew about.”

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