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Python:Riiiiiiight.

Me:Okay, maybe a little bit like that.

Python:I knew it. You’re totally gonna flick your bean to that tonight.

Yes.

The thought makes me heat with embarrassment.

Me:No comment.

Python:SCREENSHOT

Seventeen

Robbie

Me:So…last night was fun.

Monty:It was okay.

Me:OKAY? What about when I did that thing with my tongue? You were SCREAMING.

Monty:You mean when you greeted me at your door by LICKING THE SIDE OF MY FACE?

Me:Yes, and then you spent twenty minutes ignoring me and only playing with my bunny.

Monty:Because you licked me, and it was gross!

Me:You loved it.

Monty:I hated it. HATED IT.

Me:Liar.

Monty:Go work or something.

Me:Nah.

Me:I like bothering you more.

Monty:Well, I’M trying to work, so go away.

Me:DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT

Me:Shh…don’t tell anyone.

Monty:Tell me you didn’t…

Me:Oh, I did.

Monty:At work? Really?

Me:What? She’s cute and lonely!

Monty:Robbie, you have a bunny in your desk drawer. A BUNNY!

Me:Stop judging me.

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