Python:Riiiiiiight.
Me:Okay, maybe a little bit like that.
Python:I knew it. You’re totally gonna flick your bean to that tonight.
Yes.
The thought makes me heat with embarrassment.
Me:No comment.
Python:SCREENSHOT
Seventeen
Robbie
Me:So…last night was fun.
Monty:It was okay.
Me:OKAY? What about when I did that thing with my tongue? You were SCREAMING.
Monty:You mean when you greeted me at your door by LICKING THE SIDE OF MY FACE?
Me:Yes, and then you spent twenty minutes ignoring me and only playing with my bunny.
Monty:Because you licked me, and it was gross!
Me:You loved it.
Monty:I hated it. HATED IT.
Me:Liar.
Monty:Go work or something.
Me:Nah.
Me:I like bothering you more.
Monty:Well, I’M trying to work, so go away.
Me:DOWNLOAD ATTACHMENT
Me:Shh…don’t tell anyone.
Monty:Tell me you didn’t…
Me:Oh, I did.
Monty:At work? Really?
Me:What? She’s cute and lonely!
Monty:Robbie, you have a bunny in your desk drawer. A BUNNY!
Me:Stop judging me.