Jude
 
 YOU. DO. NOT. HAVE. THE. SPEAKING. FLOWER.
 
 Sloane
 
 THE SPEAKING FLOWER DOESN’T EXIST JUDE
 
 Jude
 
 GASP
 
 How dare you suggest such a thing
 
 I should just not finish my story
 
 Sloane
 
 No no no I’m sorry
 
 Please go on
 
 Jude
 
 I shouldn’t
 
 But I will
 
 So obviously I said yes to them because hello I love my fans and also a photoshoot sounds like fun
 
 BUT the lighting in the hallway was atrocious so we went outside
 
 And now I am locked out :))
 
 Sloane
 
 I—
 
 Wait I thought the problem was that you were lost
 
 Jude
 
 Well yeah
 
 Even if I could get back in, I wouldn’t know where to go
 
 I guess it doesn’t matter
 
 Because I can’t get in
 
 But being lost seemed like the bigger issue
 
 Sloane
 
 Being locked out is definitely worse
 
 But it’s fine
 
 You just need to tap your student card to unlock the door