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Tis Moi, Luca

I went to your room, and YOU WEREN’T THERE

Bay

Oh I went out for Starbucks at one point

You probably just tried to come in while I was gone

Not Zesty

You were at Starbucks at midnight?

Bay

What makes you think I was out at midnight?

Not Zesty

I heard you come in

I was working out in the basement

Sharky

Ok what is up with all y’alls awful sleep patterns

Ni-Ni

Yeah I have to second that

Who works out at midnight??

Not Zesty

It’s theonly time when nobody bothers me

There’s always something I have to be doing

Sharky

But you have to wake up at like six a.m. for school

Do you just not sleep?

Not Zesty

I’m not sure if you’ve realized this

But it is Saturday

Sharky

I assumed you’re doing this consistently

I.e. on school nights

Not Zesty

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