Page 1 of Claimed By the Orc Emperor

ChapterOne

Rainn

“Suck me,human. You can fit me in…”

“Yes, human. Open wide for my cock. It is large, but you can accommodate.”

“Swallow my load, human…”

“Kai!”I call over my shoulder after I erase yet another line in my novel. “How big is too big for an alien dick? Fifteen inches?”

A loud bang sounds from the bathroom, followed by an endless stream of cursing.

My roommate and best friend steps into the room, rubbing at the large lump on his forehead. “What the fuck, Rainn? Made me bang my head on the sink. What is this about fifteen-inch dicks?”

I try to hold it in, but I can’t help it. I burst out laughing, watching him grumble about hurting his head on the ledge of the cabinet.

When I have myself under control, I smile at him. “I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were under there fixing that pipe.”

Kai is the type of guy that knows how to fix anything he gets his hands on. He keeps our apartment in tiptop shape.

He grins at me. “All good. Now, Rainn, fifteen inches?”

I shrug. “I mean, yeah. He’s an alien. It’s supposed to be bigger, right?”

Sighing, Kai comes to sit on my bed. He grabs one of my stuffies and starts to toss it in the air over and over. “Yes, but you want your lead to be able to take the dick. Fifteen inches is insane.”

“Oh come on. It’s fiction.”

“You don’t want your readers to cringe at the visual.”

He has a point there. But I’m not willing to give up. “Fifteen inches really isn’t big.”

Kai holds up a finger and hurries out of the room. He comes back about a minute later with his tape measure. “Okay, let’s see exactly how big fifteen inches is.”

He slowly starts to pull on the end of the tape measure. The more he pulls, the wider my eyes get. By the time he reaches fifteen inches my eyes almost pop out of my head.

He holds it up, shaking it in my direction. “Imagine a man with a cock that size coming anywhere near your hole.”

I give it a long look. I don’t have a dildo that big, but one is pretty close. It’s actually my favorite.

As a smutty monster romance author, I don’t write for realism. There are no elves, orcs, sirens, aliens, and ogres walking around, so I don’t have to make it believable. My readers don’t pick up my books for fact based storytelling, that’s for sure.

God, I wish I could be one of the main characters in my books. I make sure they have fun and can take fifteen-inch dicks with ease. The men and women who fuck these monsters have tight holes, like large cocks, and the humans can unhinge their jaws like a fucking snake.

It was my love for monster dildos that got me into writing monster smut. I stumbled upon a site five years ago that sold a unicorn dildo with bright, pretty colors and thought to myself,who would fuck a unicorn dildo?

Me. I would fuck a unicorn dildo.

Then, I wondered what else there was out there. And man, oh man, there were a lot of monster dildos out there. I have a whole collection now: alien, kraken, dragon, demon, siren, and an orc dildo all line a shelf in my closet.

Well, I had to order the orc dildo more than once. The app said the package delivered, but I never got it. It was before I got an outdoor camera, so I didn’t see if it was actually delivered or if someone lifted it from our door. I hope whoever took it enjoys a ten inch, almost Coke can wide orc dick. Hell, I hope they choke on it.

I know I do. The one I have might need replacing, with as much action as it gets.

Shaking myself from my lustful thoughts, I say, “Whatever, Kai. What about twelve inches? Is that feasible?”

He slides the tape measure down a few inches and looks at it. “I guess. Still pretty big.”

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