Page 46 of Let Me Say It Again

Maria:Whoa. I don’t know how that tracks.

Allegra:Oh, I do! You took her to see Karoline who in turn made her try on a wedding dress. Ergo your fault, Maria.

Maria:No one asked you, Allie.

Allegra:No one asked me how my date night with Brady went last night either.

Jade:How’d it go?

Allegra:We made it through dinner this time, but right after, he insisted we pick Gina up from Dad’s.

Allegra:He checked the nanny cam every ten minutes during dinner.

Maria:That’s sweet.

Bianca:Sounds annoying.

Perla:Just jumping in here, but you have a nanny cam for Dad? Does he know?

Allegra:It was his idea actually. Apparently, he feels for Brady, having a daughter and all that.

Jade:Wow. Anyway, I’m with Maria on this one. It’s cute.

Allegra:Cute is Tipsy because she’s a dog and does the most adorable things. Cute is not forgetting to stare at my breasts that were spilling out of the top of my dress. Breasts he was once obsessed with.

Jade:He’s not anymore?

Allegra:No, he loves them. In fact, he likes to fuck them. A lot.

Maria:I think I’m going to be sick.

Perla:Hormones?

Maria:Sure, let’s go with that.

Bianca:All right, listen, Jade, when you get married, I’m making you a custom Bianca Morelli dress, okay?

Jade:You’re going to be disappointed.

Bianca:Why?

Jade:Because I’m not getting tied down.

Bianca:Ever?

Jade:Ever.

Maria:Your view on marriage is scary.

Bianca:Says the girl who hasn’t started planning her own wedding yet.

Maria:We’re waiting until after the baby is born.

Jade:This has been fun, but I have to split.

Allegra:Who the hell says that anymore?

Bianca:Jade.

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