Subject: RE:A LOTR reference?
 
 I’m not a dumb jock.I’ve read the trilogy a few times…and seen the movies more than a few.I know about more than just [sport name redacted].
 
 P
 
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 From:[email protected]
 
 Date:April 22, 2024
 
 Subject: RE:A LOTR reference?
 
 Point to you.I should feel ashamed of my assumption.Ishouldbut I don’t.Still, my noncommittal opinion has shifted in your favor.
 
 Tell me you’ve read The Hobbit, too, and I’ll forget you called me a stinky boy.
 
 Later,
 
 A
 
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 From:[email protected]
 
 Date:April 22, 2024
 
 Subject:Victory
 
 Read it.Grumbled about the wide scope of license taken with not one but THREE movies.
 
 Obliviate activated.
 
 And I throw a triumphant fist into the air!Don’t You…forget about…
 
 P
 
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 From:[email protected]
 
 Date:April 22, 2024
 
 Subject: RE:Victory
 
 A Harry Potter reference?A Breakfast Club reference, too?I may perish from the shock.
 
 Okay, P.You win this round.2 points to Gryffindor.
 
 A
 
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