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From:[email protected]
Date:April 22, 2024
Subject: RE:Victory
Should I tell you now that I’m a Slytherin and not a Gryffindor?
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From:[email protected]
Date:April 22, 2024
Subject: RE:Victory
Honestly…that’s not a surprise.
It’s okay.You can keep your measly points.I’m sure you won’t get more.;)
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From:[email protected]
Date:April 23, 2024
Subject: RE:Victory
Aw, thx.Did you just winky face me?
P
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From:[email protected]
Date:April 24, 2024
Subject:Gotta Go.Happy Summer!
A winky face?Maybe.Are you emoji-averse?I’ve heard that’s a thing.I’ll leave you alone now to process your winky-face feelings during this difficult time.
Anyway, I’m off to my last final exam for the semester then I’m heading home.Have a good summer.Avoid stinky gear.Read a book.Don’t get attacked by sharks.Send good vibes my way while I deal with my family who’d rather I was at school for the rest of their lives.
Enough about them.Have a good summer, P.
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