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Subject: RE:A LOTR reference?

I’m not a dumb jock.I’ve read the trilogy a few times…and seen the movies more than a few.I know about more than just [sport name redacted].

P

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 22, 2024

Subject: RE:A LOTR reference?

Point to you.I should feel ashamed of my assumption.Ishouldbut I don’t.Still, my noncommittal opinion has shifted in your favor.

Tell me you’ve read The Hobbit, too, and I’ll forget you called me a stinky boy.

Later,

A

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 22, 2024

Subject:Victory

Read it.Grumbled about the wide scope of license taken with not one but THREE movies.

Obliviate activated.

And I throw a triumphant fist into the air!Don’t You…forget about…

P

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 22, 2024

Subject: RE:Victory

A Harry Potter reference?A Breakfast Club reference, too?I may perish from the shock.

Okay, P.You win this round.2 points to Gryffindor.

A

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