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Date:April 20, 2024

Subject: RE:Not Aiden

You still fined him?Harsh.But I’m sure you were feeling disgruntled after dealing with that smell infiltrating your space.

So…you’re the captain of one of the teams?Which one?I mean…I guess I could look up this Aiden guy.

A

PS: I don’t even want to know what you were doing with your monster that you choked on it.

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 20, 2024

Subject: RE:Not Aiden

Drinking a Monster ENERGY DRINK!I don’t even want to know what you were thinking.

You could look him up but you probably wouldn’t find him.Apparently, I spelled his last name way way wrong, too.Plus he wasn’t “official” on the team this year.You don’t get officially listed unless you get play time.Nice try.

So what does A stand for?

P

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 20, 2024

Subject:For Me to Know

Sorry, that’s confidential.Don’t you know you shouldn’t give personal information to strangers on the internet—especially those who lurk uninvited in your inbox like questionable cyber stalkers?You could have nefarious intentions.

A

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 21, 2024

Subject: RE:For Me to Know

Nefarious?You’re an English major, aren’t you?

Also, I think your email dated April 17, where you said“No big deal.This is the most excitement my abysmally empty inbox has gotten lately”was an invitation.So…you invited me here.

Are you saying I shouldn’t write?Rude.

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