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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 17, 2024

Subject: RE:Gear — Still not Aiden

Great.Sorry to bother you.And generally (in case youdoknow him and just aren’t saying) he doesn’t reek.Not that I go around sniffing him.That’s really not my thing.But his week-old, unwashed gear is rank.

Again, sorry to bother you, A.

P

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 17, 2024

Subject: RE:Gear — Still not Aiden

No big deal.This is the most excitement my abysmally empty inbox has gotten lately—besides inappropriate spam, of course.But we don’t talk about those messages in email club.

I hope you find Stinky Aiden.Maybe, you should check with the registrar’s office since you ended up with a wrong email address.

A

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 20, 2024

Subject:Not Aiden

Hey Not Aiden,

Just wanted to send you a message and let you know I found him.In case you were wondering how the story ended.

It ended with him taking care of his gear, a shitton of Fabreeze to remove his stink from the general area and a big fine.Yes, I still fined him, and no, I don’t feel bad about it.I don’t want to deal with this again next year.

P

PS: I choked on my Monster when you reference Fight Club.

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From:[email protected]

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