Page 1 of Puck You Not

Prologue

How It Started…

From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 15, 2024

Subject:Gear

For the love of God, man!Your gear!You know the rules.Turn in your crap in the condition you received it—and not smelling likecrap.

Pick it up and fix it by Friday afternoon or you’ll be fined.And this time the fine will be the equivalent of replacement.

P

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 15, 2024

Subject: RE:Gear

P…

I don’t know who you’re trying to reach, but it’s not me.I certainly wouldn’t turn in—what is it?Some kind of equipment?—whatever it is, in stinky condition.

Not a heathen,

A

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 15, 2024

Subject: RE:Gear

Seriously Aiden.Ha-ha.Not funny.Get your ass over here.I can barely stand to be in the equipment room with your crap.

P

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From:[email protected]

To:[email protected]

Date:April 15, 2024

Subject: RE:Gear

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