Cassie:Sitting here wishing I had a dick
Sebastian:Not what I thought you were going to say
Cassie:That last rest stop bathroom was disgusting, I wish I could stand up and pee
Sebastian:You could have used the one on your bus
Cassie:It was occupied
Sebastian:You could have used the one on my bus ;)
Cassie:Not going there
Sebastian:Why not?
Cassie:The winky face answers the question for you…
Cassie:Touring is not nearly as exciting as I thought it would be
Sebastian:The shows are pretty kick ass
Cassie:True, but everything else…. I’m tired of sitting, sleeping, and reading
Sebastian:That’s why I write on the road, everything else is boring as fuck
Cassie:Still working on the angel of death song?
Sebastian:Is that what you’re calling it?
Cassie:I guess, what are you calling it?
Sebastian:I don’t know yet, angel of death works
Sebastian:And yes, still working on it
Cassie:Send me a line
Sebastian:You wouldn’t be trying to steal my music out from under me now, would you?
Cassie:Definitely. Haven’t you heard? My voice is angelic.
Sebastian:I’m sure it is
Cassie:It’s actually not
Sebastian:I don’t believe it
Cassie:I was kicked out of a karaoke bar once for “assaulting the customers with my voice”
Sebastian:Yikes… leave the singing to me, babe
Cassie:Do you call all your FRIENDS babe?
Sebastian:Maybe BABE
Sebastian:Naked friends
Cassie:We’re no longer naked friends…