Now, this is definitely worth celebrating. I pull out my phone and open my best friends’ group chat.
Me:Get ready bitches! We are going out tonight.
Me:Now, before you start yourbitchingwe have some celebrating to do.
Hadley:OMG! Is Lexi Baker admitting that she is leaving the office at a decent hour on a Friday?
Me:Yes, that is precisely what I’m saying. In fact, I am walking out of the office RIGHT NOW!
Hadley:*gif of Chris Pratt shocked
Hadley:*gif of Will Smith fainting
Brynn:What are we celebrating?
Me:Well, Mr. Jennings just announced that he sold the company.
Hadley:And that’s cause to celebrate why??? OMG! Do you still have a job?
Me:Yes, I still have a job, and we are celebrating because that means I am officially through with Dominic “Can’t keep it in his pants” Jennings. No daddy here means no random dropbysand using him as an excuse.
Hadley:*gif of little girl excited dance
Brynn:Hmm, and I thought his middle name was Paul LMFAO
Brynn:Sowhat do youwant todo? Cal and I were going to have a movie night. You guys can join us.
Me:As much as I love torturing your roomie with our chic flicks, I want us to go out. Cal can come with us, but I want to go dancing.
Me:*gif of Snoop Dog dancing.
Hadley:How about Eiffel Park? I know the bouncer there.
Brynn:AKA, she slept with the bouncer and just wants to make it known that she slept with the bouncer.
Hadley:Whatever, at least I get laid. *mic drop*
Me:Alright, you two, Eiffel Park is perfect.
Brynn:Cal and I will meet you guys at your place around 7.
Me:We can have a celebratory drink and then take an Uber to the club.
Hadley:Always a planner. *eye roll*
Me:Whatever. You love me. *Kisses* See you soon.