Page 49 of What if It's Us

August

Okay it’s time to fill in some gaps here gentlemen.

Griffin

*looks at Ledger*

Me

*sigh* fine. Marlee wants to have a baby and she asked me to be her donor.

Bodhi

Her donor?

Griffin

Her sperm donor, Pickle Pants. Get with the program.

Harrison

Wow…Uh…I had no idea. So, you guys have been a thing this whole time?

Me

No.

Bear

But you are now?

Me

No.

August

So, you’re just fucking?

Me

No again.

Oliver

Oh man…you’re literally just sperming it up for her?

Me

Sort of…but right now it feels like a little more than that. I don’t know guys. I think I’m fucked.

Oliver

Party at Ledger’s in five.

Me

What the fuck? Who says?

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