“Yeah, I know. The shop is never open when mom is off work.” He laughs, giving me an idea.
“You know what, I could use a haircut myself,” I say, running my hand through my hair. “You mind going with me?”
“Okay!”
“Alright, let's go.” I open the door for him to climb into his seat. “But we’re stopping for ice cream first because I am so proud of you for sticking up for yourself today. Maybe just, don’t call people assholes anymore, alright? I don’t want to get in trouble with your mom.” He giggles when I mention getting in trouble with Ruby.
“Yes, sir.”
Me
Got Hendrix. I needed a haircut so I brought him with me, mind if we get his done too?
Wife
OMG yes! I’ve been needing to take him for weeks but they’re never open when I’m off.
Me
He said he wants to try something new, you cool with that?
Wife
Please don’t bring him home bald.
Me
Woman, I love you but what the fuck?
Wife
Sorry, I’m just not used to not being there.
Me
You trust me with his life, but not his hair…
Wife
Point taken. See you guys tonight. I love you.
Me
I love you too, my little agoraphobic.
Wife
As we’re pulling out of the parking lot, Hendrix’s gaze is fixed on something outside of his window, then he finally looks up at me through the mirror.
“My mom is great at doing boy stuff with me. She doesn't even like Barbies and sheloveswatchingThe Avengerswith me.”
“Yeah, buddy, your mom is the coolest.”
“Yeah, she is,” he agrees with a smile spreading across his face.
“Hey, who’s your mom’s favorite Avenger?” I nod towards him, my curiosity piqued.