He ignored my comment. “What are you doing calling me, and from the playroom, to boot?” Curiosity rolled off him in waves.
“Trying my hand at world domination, and I could use your help. If you’re not too busy?”
“Really, and what on earth do you needmyhelp with?”
“I need to know how to seduce a King. A specific King by the name of Aleksandr, because the man has suddenly gone choir boy on me. I don’t know if it’s performance anxiety or what.”
He laughed. “He would not be happy to hear you say that.”
“Yeah, well, it’s the truth. I don’t understand men. I mean, before my house burned down, he was all ‘spend one night with me, I’ll rock your world, blah, blah, blah,’ and now I can’t get him to seal the deal. Am I wrong in thinking he should have had his way with me last night?”
“You looked pretty swollen, truth be told. If it were me, though, and the woman I was with was consenting, I don’t know. That performance was top-notch. I don’t know that I’d have had the strength not to, but this is Alek we’re discussing.”
“And thanks to his sense of propriety, here I sit, virginal and on the threshold of shark week.”
This time, he roared with laughter. “Did you really just tell me that?”
“I mean, sure, why not? We don’t keep secrets in this family, right? You’ve seen me naked, and Nik said it’s natural.”
“Sounds about right. Tell me, did Nik tell you he has no aversion to riding the crimson tide?”
“What’s that? Do you mean…? Really? No, he didn’t. You’re serious?”
“I am. It’s not for the faint of heart, but it’s what towels were invented for.”
“I doubt that very much. But back to why I called you.”
My face heated up. This man was something else entirely. I thought Nik was bad at trying to embarrass me.
“Yes, the seduction of my best friend,” he drawled.
“Do you think you could help me, Torturer? I have something in mind but need to talk it out with someone who knows him. Time is of the essence here.”
“Is it now? And why is that? Trying to get it in before shark week?”
“No, it’ll have to wait. It’s due to start tomorrow, and tonight is Nik’s night, then Ivan’s, so yeah. That really made me sound like a whore, didn’t it?”
His deep laughter rumbled through the screen. “I’ve seen plenty of threesomes. Not as many foursomes, but whatever works for you all.”
“Ha, ha, the plan is not to have sex together. It’s an individual thing. Have you really seen foursomes like ours? How does it work? Position-wise. I mean, I can kind of visualize. Three holes, three…three…”
“Three cocks, is that what you’re struggling to say? Are you really asking me how? There’s this thing called Google. You could pop that in the search query.”
“Or you could be a gentleman and save me the embarrassment and tell me?” I said, my heart beating wildly at the thought of all four of us together at one time.
“Unfortunately for you, tiny tot, I don’t think you’ll ever get three-on-one action at the same time.”
“Why not? All for one, and one for all? Others do it, right?” I asked, trying to understand.
“Two reasons. Your little virginal holes aren’t ready for that, but that’s not your biggest issue. You’ll be hard-pressed to get them on board. Something about crossing swords with your blood brother might get a little weird. Although Alek and Nik did share the same womb, so who knows?”
The confused look on my face had him laughing once more.
“What is sword crossing?”
“It has various meanings. But in your case, it would be the accidental touching or rubbing of a man’s cock against another man’s during double penetration of a woman.”
“Oh, well darn. I didn’t think about it like that. That’s too bad. I’d bet a foursome would still be wicked fun.”