Something that won’t make me regret swiping right. I’d like to get to know you.
I take a sip of my water from my nightstand, thinking. I could go the obvious route, say something cocky, tell him I can do that thing with my tongue that makes people forget their own names. But I know already that’ll make him run.
Instead, I type:
Finn
I once surfed a fifteen-foot wave and nearly got taken out by a shark. Kept my balance. Didn’t get eaten. Pretty impressive, right?
There’s a longer pause before his next message appears.
Foxx
Did you spot the shark first or did it spot you?
Finn
Not sure. I like to think we made eye contact and reached an unspoken agreement.
Foxx
Highly unlikely. Sharks don’t negotiate.
Finn
Neither do I, Foxx. Neither do I.
I imagine him sitting wherever he is, reading that message, and rolling his eyes. Even though I have no idea if he’d do that, I’m a visual guy.
Another message pops up.
Foxx
Mildly impressive.
Finn
Damn. That story is usually a win.
Foxx
Okay, maybe I’m more than mildly impressed. So you clearly like surfing, judging by your pictures too…
He didn’t technically ask me a question about surfing, so I don’t feel the need to expand on that little comment yet.
Finn
Now tell me something about you.
The typing bubble appears, disappears, then reappears.
Foxx
I once walked out of a terrible date by pretending I had a math emergency.
Finn
A math emergency? Numbers are your thing?