Page 7 of Grumpy Billionaire Seeking Wife

GruffintheCity: Beautiful women deserve beautiful compliments. And you are hawt. My name is Rudolpho, like the designer. Though I am not one. I don't really want to say what my friends do just yet, as I don't want to out their star power. But maybe if we end up going on a group date, you will find out for yourself. Have you met many men on this app yet? Or women?

I have to roll my eyes at his question. I hope he's not one of those guys hoping for a threesome. I am so fed up with men who just want to get their leg over as many women as possible.

StarryeyedSabrina: I'm into men, and no, I'm new to the site. Nice to meet you, Rudolpho. I'm Sabrina, though I guess you figured that out already. What do you do for fun?

GruffintheCity: Can I say make love all night long?

UGH! I debate deleting him then and there, but decide to give him one more shot.

StarryeyedSabrina: You can....

GruffintheCity: I don't want to be crude, though. I mean, I've gone for five hours once. Which was a mean feat, but I like a woman to experience multiple orgasms before I erupt... Speaking of eruptions, have you noticed how many volcanoes have been erupting recently? Did they see your sexy pics?

If my eyes roll any harder, they will pop out of my head. What an idiot. Does he really think that's the best way to a woman's heart?

StarryeyedSabrina: Umm, haha, no.

GruffintheCity: Sorry, I'm a bit drunk. Please don't judge me. I love long walks in the park, going to the Hamptons, wine tastings, bookstores, spoiling my women, and making money. You?

StarryeyedSabrina: I love reading...I'm really into book clubs. Podcasts. My favorite is “Normal Gossip.” It's so fun. What's your favorite wine? Do you prefer red or white? Also, I love spoiling my men, so long as that means buying them a craft beer or their favorite pizza every now and again.

GruffintheCity: I don't drink wine. I'm more of a whiskey man.

StarryeyedSabrina: But you just said you like wine tastings.

GruffintheCity: Oh, my bad....was just getting a little help from an AI bot on what women like to hear.

StarryeyedSabrina: Oh, I see.

GruffintheCity: Starry-eyed Sabrina, I think you are one of the most stunning women I've ever seen on this site. You are my dream woman.

StarryeyedSabrina:I am? You don't even know me.

GruffintheCity: I want to get to know you.

StarryeyedSabrina: Isn't that what we're doing?

GruffintheCity: I mean, I want to get to know the you that no one knows. The woman behind the screen. The woman who cries in secret. The woman who has secret desires no one knows about. I want to know those desires.

StarryeyedSabrina: Umm, okay...

GruffintheCity: And I want to share my desires with you. I'm not just talking about sex. I can stick it into any woman I want. Being handsome and well-off meansevery woman in the world wants a piece of this. But I want someone real. Someone like you. Someone I can go deep with. I may be just a mortal, but I am a man who wants to exist on higher planes. I am a man who wants to meet his soulmate.

I can't decide whether or not I think he's a pretentious prick or extremely deep and romantic. I decide to remain positive as I don't have many other options in my life right now. Though I'm not sure if I am acting desperate or being open-minded. Is Rudolpho philosophic or just an idiot?

StarryeyedSabrina: I would love to meet my soulmate, as well. Do you believe in them?

GruffintheCity: The moon in the sky is my guiding light. The joy in your heart is my might. When two souls meet as one, it is a joining of the sun.

WTH? I am close to laughter, but maybe that's always been my issue. Maybe I haven't been open to men when they expressed their true emotions. Maybe that is why I've never had a real relationship and never really been in love. I don't want to have a crush on Wes for the rest of my life. I want a real man. I want to make love. I want someone to grow with. Maybe someone who would make my mom's life happier, as well.

StarryeyedSabrina: How do you feel about parents?

GruffintheCity: Like, would I bang a mom? Are you a mom? Is your baby daddy active in your life?

StarryeyedSabrina: I’m not a mom. That’s not my question.

GruffintheCity: Oh, okay. I mean, I was going to say, I am not an ageist. I do not discriminate. I quite like an older woman. They know what they're doing. If you know what I mean.

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