In fact, I didn’t dateanyone.
 
 “This is a business proposition, not a romantic one.”
 
 “I won’t sleep with you for money, either.”
 
 He chuckled. “I’m interested in your brain, not your body.”
 
 “So you’re sapiosexual,” I said without the faintest bit of interest.
 
 He looked confused. “Excuse me?”
 
 “Someone who finds intelligence sexually attractive.”
 
 Once upon a time, I’d thought that might describe me –
 
 But if brilliant chess nerds didn’t do it for me, then I probably wasn’t sapiosexual. Just asexual.
 
 “Ah. No,” he said, amused. “This ispurelybusiness.”
 
 I stopped and turned to him, my interest piqued. “Alright, let’s hear it.”
 
 “I’d prefer to speak in private.”
 
 “And I’d prefernotto speak in private with a strange man.”
 
 “You won – what – 47,000 euros in the tournament? I’ll pay you 10,000 euros for ten minutes of your time. For that amount, will you take a risk and hear me out?”
 
 I paused.
 
 A thousand euros a minute.
 
 Nobody offered that kind of money for anythingIcould do.
 
 “Is it about something illegal?” I asked.
 
 “It is,” he said with a slight smile. “Will that be a problem?”
 
 I paused and considered things that could be illegal and yet not sexual in nature.
 
 If it wasn’t drugs… then what?
 
 “Not necessarily,” I finally said. I was more curious than worried. “That’swhy you want privacy?”
 
 “It is.”
 
 I thought for another second –
 
 And then he solved the dilemma for me.
 
 From his jacket pocket, he produced a stiletto – a knife with a thin, wicked blade and needle point, used primarily for stabbing rather than cutting.
 
 The weapon of choice for muggers and assassins –
 
 And highly illegal.
 
 He offered it to me handle first, using his hand to shield it from any onlookers.
 
 “You can kill me if I try anything untoward,” he said.