Willy Wonka…but with books?
Gretchen
How’d you know? *insert kissy face emoji*
Me
Gene says hi, btw.
Gretchen
*insert melting face emoji*
Do you think the trick-or-treaters will like peanut butter M&Ms?
Me
Nobody likes peanut butter M&Ms.
Gretchen
*Sigh* I don’t think this isgoing to work out.
Me
We’ve been doomed from the beginning.
Gretchen
We should probably break up.
Me
Probably so.
Gretchen
We had a good run.
Me
I wish you nothing but the best.
Gretchen
Don’t You Forget About Me.
Me
How could I? It’s been only moments Since U Been Gone.
Gretchen
I Saw The Sign years ago, sorry it took so long.
Me
You spun my head Right Round. I’m to blame too.