“You’d make a horrible spy,” Itoldhim.
“Luckily I’m an accountant, so that’s never been a problemforme.”
“Really? You look like anaccountant.”
He sighed. “Story of my life. I wish I looked like a spy. I wonder what a spy evenlookslike.”
“James Bond, of course.” I took a surreptitious peep over my shoulder and found that Goldie was now talking to Gina. Whew. “Okay, thank you. I think I’m safe now. You can go back to whatever you weredoing.”
“What exactly isgoingon?”
“Ugh. It’s a long story. You know Sharon,right?”
“Sure. Marco’s sister and the terror of the Zennarofamily.”
I laughed. “You do know her. Anyway, she forced me to come to this bbq because there’s some creep who wants to be fixed up with me.” I shuddered. “I hate that stuff, and I’m trying toavoidhim.”
When I looked back at my new friend, he was blushingfuriously.
“What’s wrong?” Iasked.
His mouth twitched and there was a short silence. “Gotta be straight with you here. It’s me. I’m the creep that wanted to be fixed upwithyou.”
“Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry. I thought it was that man over there, the one with the goldchains.”
He chuckled. “Lou? Sorry, Jackie, but he’s not that into you.” He lowered his voice. “Lou has a little crushonGina.”
My eyes widened. “What? Marco’sgirlfriend?”
He nodded. “He thinks Marco doesn’t appreciate her enough. I don’t think it’s anything real. If she were suddenly available, he’d probably run a mile in the oppositedirection.”
That made sense too. There were a lot of men who liked things that were unattainable. But this crush flipped my view of Gina. She had options. I sighed. “Life iscomplicated.”
“Yeah.”
There was an awkward silence. I had to readjust my thinking about him too. This guy wasn’t unattractive and he seemed nice. And I felt bad aboutinsultinghim.
“Can we start again?” Iasked.
“Sure,” he replied. “But once again, I’m not quite sure how wedothat.”
I held out my hand. “Hi. I’m JackieWagner.”
He reached out with a warm, firm grip. “The name’s Bramley. SidBramley.”
I laughed loudly. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Sharon watching us with a smug expression onherface.
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Leo
“Holyshit.”
Dave Dominick stopped short in the doorway of the new gym. Because of his size, nobody else could see inside, and jostling beganbehindhim.
“Gentlemen, let’s keep it moving,” I said. But it was exciting to see how the guys were reacting to all our hard work in the offseason. Lucky had identified poor fitness as a problem for the team, so we made the training facilities better. Hopefully, this would mean fewer third periodbreakdowns.