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The guys bust up laughing, and I realize this was a joke on me.
“You fuckin’ set me up, didn’t you?”
They’re both laughing so hard they’re crying. I’m not impressed.
“Is he really eating Viagra?”
Bonner shakes his head. “No. They’re candy. I swear.”
I take a beer from the case. “Thank fuck.”
The guys stand around talking for a few minutes before Bonner says, rather conversationally, “Ashlynn’s pregnant.”
“Is it yours?” Jason and I both ask.
He looks offended. “Of course it’s mine. Why would you think that?”
“Your wife’s a porn star,” I point out, leaning against my toolbox.
“So?”
“She fucks other men,” Jason adds.
“They use protection.”
Jason isn’t sold on it. “Still, isn’t there a possibility that it’snotyours?”
“It’s mine. I assure you.”
We stare at him.
Finally, he cracks and rolls his eyes. “It’s in her contract that no one comes inside her.”
That’s rather clever of him. If Kelly was in porn, which she wouldn’t be, I’d totally make that a part of her contract. That and the only dick she sucks is mine. Oh, and nobody gets in the ass. Or her pussy so all that’s left is her hand.
“Ah, dude, those poor bastards,” Jason laughs. “I’d be pissed if I showed up to fuck her and couldn’t finish.”
Bonner quirks an eyebrow at him. “Stop watching my wife’s pornos.”
“It’s your fault. You told me she was in them.”
“Still, it’s weird. Knock it off.”
Jason glares at him. “So you let Noah, but not me.”
“It wasn’t by choice,” I point out. “He practically tied me up and made me.”
Jason throws his head back, laughing. “That sounds even worse.”
He’s right, it does. So I redirect the attention back to Bonner and step further away from the trunk of the car when I notice the scratching picks up again. “So she’s quitting?”
Bonner shrugs. “No. Pregnancy porn is huge.”
None of us say a word.
“I’m not joking. It’s like double most of the time.” We continue to stare until he chuckles, lifting the beer to his lips. “She’s not acting anymore. She took a job doing some directing of an independent film.”
“Does she need any actors?” Jason immediately asks.
