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Ari

Never will be either

Knox

Is there a point to all of this?

Lane

The point is that I’m freaking out, and I need you guys to come over later

Cole

I’m in fucking Aruba, man

Lane

Then support me from afar

Cole

My wife is actually telling me to just turn off my phone

Lane

You can take her to bed shortly

Cole

I’m in bed with her now

As soon as you guys stop blowing up my phone, I can do something about it

In fact…

*Cole has removed himself from the chat*

*Ari has added Cole to the chat*

Ari

Not so fast, fucker

Cole

Turning my phone off then

Figure this shit out without me

Knox

Fucking Christ

We’re not getting anywhere with this

We’ll be over later, Lane

The guys got here about an hour ago, but since Sage was still awake, I haven’t said what’s going on.