It’s been over three and a half years since I showed interest in a woman. I’ve put all my focus on my daughter since she’s my number one priority.
But yesterday, I wanted to finally do something for myself. A cute girl approaching me in a coffee shop allowed me to give in to that.
Did that girl have to benineyears younger than me, though?
Seems like any wish I had yesterday was just flushed down the drain because I can’t go for the woman I’m nearly a decade older than.
…
Can I?
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Lane
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SOS
Ari
Please, someone help me
Lane
Do not sing Rihanna to me right now
I’m freaking out
Josh
Why are you freaking out?
Ari
Ooh, is this about Liv?!
Knox
Who the fuck is Liv?
Cole
Why am I even on this chat?
I’m on my fucking honeymoon right now
Ari
Rory can handle a few minutes away from you, can’t she?
Cole
Sure, we just got back to our room and planned on doing something that didn’t involve me talking to my friends, but she won’t mind
Josh
Ari has clearly never been married