Page 37 of Perfectly Grumpy

Brax

I have to go to an OB appointment with Jaz. This baby has more scheduled checkups than I do.

Miles

Wait, I thought this was about the gym?

Leo

Rookie, brace yourself for creepy ultrasound pics that Brax claims look just like him.

Brax

The baby DOES have my chin.Doctor confirmed.

Rourke

Anyone want to meet at Boots and Buckles tonight? I met a hot teacher there last week. I think her name was Julie? Josie?

Brax

You mean Janie? Pink in her hair, teaches kindergarten in Sully’s Beach?

Rourke

That’s her name! Wait, she teaches small children?

Brax

That’s what a kindergarten teacher does, genius. Nice girl. Stay away from her.

Rourke

But she’s off for the summer. I’m off for the summer. Sounds like destiny. Or at least, a summer fling with no long-term consequences.

Brax

The last time you said something was “destiny,” you ended up in the ER with a dart in your thigh and that waitress who changed her phone number. Twice.

Rourke

First of all, that dart was NOT my fault. Who puts a dartboard next to the men’s room? Second, I’ve matured since April.

Brax

Jaz’s exact words: “If Rourke goes near sweet Janie from my yoga class, I will personally ensure he never fathers children.”

Rourke

Jaz can’t stop true love.

Leo

Or in this case, true lust.

Rourke

Sheriff’s trying to hook up with our PR queen, and no one’s stopping him.

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