Page 131 of Elevator Pitch

“Do you want to get violently high and go to IKEA?”

Eric

What’s going on?

Questions!

How can I drive if I am violently high?

Also, how violent are we talking?

Cause I got this Alaskan Thunder Fuck that just came fresh from the farm.

Me

Is the Thunder Fuck violent enough to forget how I handled something?

Eric

Selah, what did you do?

Wait. You didn’t do the runaway bride again, did you?

Not with Greyson. What happened?

Me

I did the runaway bride again.

Eric

Tell me what this man did to make you put thesneaks back on.

Me

He said he’s in love with me.

Eric

Well, fuck.

That’ll do it.

It sounds more like you need the violence and adult supervision.

Me

I don’t want to talk about it.

I just want to get out of here.

Eric

Be there in twenty minutes.

Bring Oreos.

Doublestuf ONLY.

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