Page 15 of Heartless

She spotted the familiar tray, then, near the edge of the feasting table. All that remained of her lemon tarts were a few crumbs, a drift of icing sugar outlining three empty circles, and a smear of sunshine yellow.

It was as bittersweet as dark chocolate, that empty tray. Catherine was always pleased when her desserts were enjoyed, but, in this case, after the dream and the lemon tree . . . she would have liked to try at least a tiny bite for herself.

She sighed, disappointed.

‘Did you try them, Cheshire?’

The cat tsked at her. ‘I had an entire tart, my dear. Irresistible as it was.’

Cath shook her head. ‘You would have made a better pig.’

‘How vulgar.’ He twisted in the air, rolling over like a log on the ocean, and vanished along with the now-empty dish.

‘And what do you have against pigs?’ Cath said to the empty space. ‘Baby piglets are almost as cute as kittens, if you ask me.’

‘I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.’

She swivelled around again. The cat had reappeared on the other side of the table. Or, his head and one paw had, which he began to lick.

‘Though I’m sure Lord Warthog would appreciate the sentiment,’ he added.

‘Do you know if His Majesty had a chance to try the tarts?’

‘Oh yes. I saw him sneaking a slice – and then a second, and then a third – while you and Mary Ann were chatting about the pumpkin eater.’ The rest of his body materialized as he talked. ‘Shame on you, to gossip so.’

She lifted an eyebrow. Cheshire was an expert gossip. It was part of the reason why she enjoyed talking to him, though it also made her nervous. Catherine did not want his gossip-milling to ever turn on her. ‘Does that make you the pot or the kettle?’

‘Still a cat, my dear, and not even an unlucky one.’

‘Actually . . .’ Catherine cocked her head. ‘You may not be a black cat, and yet your pedigree is something changed. You’re looking rather orange of a sudden.’

Cheshire curled his tail, newly oranged, in front of his crossed eyes. ‘So I am. Is orange my colour?’

‘It looks fine, but doesn’t match the night’s colour scheme. What a pair we must make.’

‘I imagine it was the pumpkin pasties. A shame they weren’t fish.’

‘You want to turn fish-coloured?’

‘Rainbow trout, maybe. You should consider adding fish to your baking next time too. I’d love a tuna tart.’

‘Tuna tartare?’

‘Why, you’ll make a stuffed bird laugh if you go on like that.’

‘It wouldn’t be the first time.’

‘By-the-bye, have you heard the rumours?’

‘Rumours . . .’ She searched her memory. ‘You mean, about Mr Caterpillar moving to a smaller storefront?’

Cheshire’s head spun upside down. ‘How slow you are tonight. I was speaking of the rumours surrounding the new court joker.’

She perked up. ‘No. I haven’t heard anything about him.’

‘Neither have I.’

She furrowed her brow. ‘Cheshire, that is the opposite of a rumour.’

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