Page 190 of Come Back to Me

Parker: You know, you usually say shit that gasts my flabber, but this is definite A+ material. Seriously, if you were next to me, I’d give you a round of applause

Tee: So

Tee: You understand my predicament?

Parker: You buried his body on the ranch, the police found it, and now you need Rachel to recommend a criminal lawyer up there?

Tee: Ah, shit.

Parker: What?

Tee: I knew there was a reason we were BFFs

Parker: Wait a minute - this is why you’ve been quiet?

Tee: Sort of.

Tee: You see, your first assumption that I’d hit him over the head with my English horn is incorrect. But I’m letting you down

Parker: Huh?

Tee: I didn’t hit him over the head.

Tee: I did abandon him in the wilderness though.

Parker: He got eaten by a bear?

Tee: No. I went back. He’s still alive.

Parker: Sheesh, so what’s the problem?

Tee: Do. Not. Laugh.

Parker: I won’t

Tee: (I know you’re lying)

Parker: (I’m not)

Tee: I may have had sex with him

Parker: Before or after?

Tee: Both?

Parker: Why a question mark?

Tee: No reason

Parker: I’m confused. So, you’ve been quiet because you didn’t kill him and slept with him anyway?

Tee: Wasn’t much sleeping

Parker: Are you ashamed?

Tee: No

Tee: But I know you have high expectations and I feel like I let you down

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