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I frowned. After all our talk about being sneaky, playing pranks, and pulling tricks today, I wasn't so trusting.

Wyatt, I said in the alpha link,hide them somewhere Posy and Lark can't find them, okay?

Why? They're not going to know what they are even if they see them.

Just do it,I scowled.

Sure,he sighed.I guess she might be embarrassed to know what they are and what they're for.

She'd find out about them eventually, so I wasn't worried about that. I was, however, concerned that Lark - or Posy instigated by Lark - might be tempted to play a joke on us with them.

While the mischief those two got into was cute, I seriously wanted to have the condom issue solved before she went into heat. Whatever trick they might think of, Wyatt hiding the boxes would nip it in the bud.

At least you hope so, boss, Topaz grinned, more awake now.

I had to admit he was right. There was only so much damage control I could do when I didn't fully know what our mate and her wolf were capable of.

You will never know, Topaz smirked. They will always surprise us.

And I smiled, perfectly okay with that.

6: Let the Prank War Begin

Mason

After I woke up the next morning, I went into the bathroom, flipped on the light, headed for the toilet to do my business, and had to do a double take at what I saw.

Sitting on the toilet seat was a big turd.

"You're kidding me," I muttered, aware that everyone else was still sleeping. "I knew I shouldn't have told them the poop story."

Doesn't smell like crap,Garnet pointed out.I think it's fake.

It damn well better be fake!I rolled my eyes and crouched down to look at it.

Garnet was right. It didn't have any odor except for a wet paper smell...

"For the love of the moon. How elementary school can you get?"

Rolling my eyes, I pulled off a wad of paper and picked up the supposed turd, which was really a toilet paper roll that someone had torn up, dampened, and scrunched together into the right shape.

"I wonder which of the little turds did it?" I smirked at my own pun.

What? It was like five a.m. and I was staring at a pile of fake poop. If I didn't find the humor in it, I would have lost my temper - and I'd done enough of that yesterday.

Ash, probably, Garnet suggested, then curled up and went back to sleep.

As I nodded in agreement and tossed the fake poop into the trash can, one thought went through my mind.

This better not be the start of another prank war or, so help me Goddess, I might actually kill one of them this time.

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Ash

After I woke up the next morning, I hustled to the bathroom, did my business, and washed my hands. Looking into the mirror above the sink, I had to do a double take at what I saw.

"Huh?" My face curled up in confusion. "How did that get there?"

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