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"That's right, girl. Keep 'em on their toes." She high-fived me. "Mom always says that the couple who plays together, stays together."

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Cole

As Ash drove us to the guest house that evening, Posy fell asleep, and Wyatt decided that was the exact moment to share the information his research had uncovered.

Why he didn't just link us while she was awake, I had no idea. Boy had no sense sometimes.

"So I went to the pharmacy this morning," he began, "and learned that condoms mainly come in boxes of three, ten, twelve, twenty-four, and thirty-six, although you can get them in bulk. They come in size regular, large, and extra large. There's a variety of textures and thicknesses as well as different lubes."

"Sounds more complicated than I'd anticipated," Mase muttered, looking out his window.

"Yeah, but don't worry! I bought us some to test drive."

"Test drive?" Jay snickered.

"I don't know about you, dickhead, butI'venever rolled one on before!" Wyatt snarled.

I quickly shushed him, not wanting him to wake our girl, and he nodded.

"And I don't want to be fumbling around when Posy's in need," he continued in a whisper.

"I get it. It was just funny you called it that," Jay said. "Not like we can return them if we don't like them."

"Get on with it, Wyatt," I grumped.

"Okay, I got three of the three-pack boxes. One in regular, one in large and one in extra large. I figured we can get the size right before we experiment with the other stuff."

"They didn't have anything bigger than extra large?" Ash scratched the back of his neck. "You know nothing ever fits me. I can't imagine condoms are any different."

"Sorry, Bigfoot, extra large was it. At least at the pharmacy I stopped at, but I'll look online."

"But they're really stretchy, right?" Jay threw in his two cents. "I saw a picture online of a girl with her whole fist in one, so—"

"Then extra large should be big enough for even Ash's giant zing-zong," Wyatt sneered.

"Flattered as I am, I'm not so sure I like you looking at my zing-zong to know how gigantic it is," Ash smirked.

"How could he miss seeing it after this morning?" I snarled. "Your zing-zong was all but dropping out of the leg of those stupidly short shorts you slept in!"

"I can't help that Pumice didn't realize how well hung I was when he grabbed clothes for Sid."

I rolled my eyes, Jay snickered, and Mase sighed and rubbed one hand over his face.

"Anyway," Wyatt said, determined to finish his report, "like I said, we can try them on and see how they fit and go from there. That's why I only bought a few three packs until we get the sizing right."

"Good job, Wy," Mase said, "and good thinking to get some for us to practice with."

As Wyatt basked in his role model's praise, I glanced at our girl, who was stretched out in the back row with her head on Mase's thigh. I could have sworn I saw a sliver of silver glinting under her thick eyelashes, but I blinked and when I looked again, there was nothing.

Lark?I linked her.Are you awake?

No answer.

Not trusting her, I asked Topaz to check on her.

Mate sleeping. I was asleep, too, boss,he mumbled and yawned.

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