Chase:No
I snort laugh at my phone, shaking my head.
Maggie:You still owe me some gossip about you. I feel like you know all this stuff about me and I still don’t know much about you.
Chase:I’m working on it. I will get you some dirty stuff.
Maggie:Please don’t make it dirty.
I send him a gagging emoji.
Maggie:How about we start with some basics. Where do you work?
Chase:How do you know I have a job?
Maggie:I don’t. That’s why I’m asking.
Chase:I’m in the FBI
Maggie:I don’t believe you
Chase:CIA?
Maggie:Try again
Chase:I work for SurveyWave
I’ve heard of that company. Kind of a big deal around here. They have a lot of employees. A few of my friends from college went on to work there.
Maggie:And what does SurveyWave do?
Chase:Online survey tools
Maggie:Right. I mean, I should have gathered that from the name.
Chase:Ever taken a survey online? Or when you were at school?
Maggie:Of course
Chase:We design and implement those. Where did you go to college?
Maggie:ASU
Chase:Chances are you used our surveys.
Maggie:What do you do there?
Chase:Sales. Just got promoted, actually.
Maggie:Congrats!
I send him one of those confetti emojis. And then feel stupid for sending it.
Chase:Thanks. Not as cool as your job.
Maggie:My job sounds cooler than it is.
Chase:I don’t know … all those fancy cars?