Jordy:
 
 Forget clothes, you won’t need them.
 
 Me:
 
 Merry Christmas, Jordy xoxox
 
 Jordy:
 
 Merry Christmas, Teacup. Enjoy your day xoxox
 
 Me:
 
 You too.
 
 Jordy:
 
 That’s not going to happen. My mother invited Sienna and her parents for Christmas dinner.
 
 I re-read his last text. My grip around the bauble he bought me tightens and then eases off before I place it in its box.
 
 I’m jealous.
 
 So jealous.
 
 And we’re not even dating.
 
 I type back, pressing every letter harder than I mean to.
 
 Me:
 
 Have fun. I hope Sienna chokes on your mother’s turkey.
 
 I delete the last part about Sienna, then press send.
 
 Jordy:
 
 You’re currently wishing you were a fly on the wall. Don’t lie, Lola. I know you like me more than you want to admit.
 
 This man is so observant.
 
 Me:
 
 You don’t know me that well. I’m cool.
 
 Jordy:
 
 You’re not cool.
 
 Jordy:
 
 I know you better than you think I do.
 
 Me:
 
 You do not.
 
 Jordy: