Jordy:
 
 He did. Now I have competition, I need to think about better ways to cheer you up. But I think I did a great job last night.
 
 Me:
 
 Explain.
 
 Jordy:
 
 When you sat on my face, I swear that made you happy.
 
 Me:
 
 How could you tell?
 
 Jordy:
 
 Because you asked me to… “Keep doing that, oh, right there, God, yeah, Jordy, that’s so good.”
 
 I blush, embarrassment crawling over my skin.
 
 When I’m with Jordy, he makes me lose all sense of myself. All my inhibitions go out of the window.
 
 Me:
 
 It was okay, I suppose.
 
 Jordy:
 
 Oh, how you lie, Teacup. I bet you’re still thinking about last night.
 
 Me:
 
 You got me. I am.
 
 Jordy:
 
 Knew it.
 
 Me:
 
 Do I cheer you up?
 
 Jordy:
 
 You do. I’d be happier if you were here with me tonight.
 
 Me:
 
 Yeah?
 
 Jordy:
 
 Absolutely. Also, the physio told me today that there are two things that would help strengthen my knee which would also make me happier.
 
 Me:
 
 What are the two things?