Alright now. Duck did something stupid. This will be good.
I held out my hands. “What?”
“Nothing, Mistress.” Lan shook her head and returned her view to the table. “So would you like to add anymore leaves or are you done with the blend?”
“I’m trying to get thegossip teaon what happened with Duck.”
Thandi snickered from the door.
Fen looked the other way.
“Oh. I bet this is so good.” I crossed my arms over my chest. “Come on. No secrets. We’re going to be together for a long time. We might as well be friends on some level.”
That smirk returned to Lan’s face. “Well. . .it is inappropriate to tell you. . .I think. I mean. At least what he did was inappropriate so we don’t want to get him in trouble and be disrespectful to you with the content of the conversation.”
“I’m not a queen.”
Lan gave me a stern look. “You’re the Mountain Mistress of the Four Aces, so yes. . .you are a queen, when it comes to the East.”
I blinked.
Lan shrugged.
Fen blushed. “What Duck did was very inappropriate.”
“Guess what?” I whispered back at them. “Queen or not. . .I love inappropriate conversations.”
Lan chuckled.
“What did Duck do?” I eyed Fen.
She widened her eyes. “I hope he doesn’t get in trouble. It was Thandi’s fault for why he did it and she should not get in trouble either.”
I waved my hands. “No one’s getting in trouble.”
“Wow, Fen. That’s not fair,” Thandi spoke from behind me, but her voice still held humor. “We were all wondering. . .”
The suspense was killing me. “Wondering what?”
Lan let out a long breath. “Duck showed us his penis.”
Oh. . .
Shocked out of my fucking mind, my jaw dropped and no words left my mouth.
Thandi chuckled.
I gathered myself. “No. He didn’t.”
Fen whispered. “He did.”
“Oh my God.” I started to laugh. “Why would he do that?”
Lan and Fen looked at Thandi.
Then, I turned to her.
Thandi didn’t appear embarrassed or regretful at all which told me that she was the sort of real chick I would love to be around.