Page 90 of Hat Trick

My post-baby body could never.

Maven

Same.

Emmy

I’m with Lex. I do it all the time. Makes it fun to tease Maverick with photos when I’m on the road.

Me

He’s unbearable when you’re not around. That man is obsessed with you.

Emmy

As every man should be. I love it.

Piper

Any suggestions on the underwear dilemma?

Me

Try going without any. Trust me. You’re going to feel so free.

Piper

Until my vagina ends up on the internet because I didn’t know my dress was see-through thanks to a camera flash.

Me

I bet you have a nice vagina.

Piper

That’s so sweet! I think I do.

Me

Commando or bust, Piper!

Piper

Fine. But I’m bringing a spare pair and putting it in my bag.

Maven

A purse panty. You might be onto something, Piper.

Madeline

I hate that word.

Emmy

Same. I just gagged.

Me

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