Page 46 of Hat Trick

Mavvy

It’s not your fault. The drunk asshole who hit you is at fault.

G-Money

Do you have to go to trial like on SVU???? And testify????? Too bad Olivia Benson won’t be there. She’s hot as hell lol.

Huddy Boy

I think you might be a little out of her age range, kid.

G-Money

Says who? I like older women. Maybe she likes younger guys.

Sully

You’re barely legal to drink.

G-Money

Okay, grandpa who is retiring in two years.

Sully

Can we not? I haven’t announced that yet. I don’t need my phone getting hacked and that news leaking to the media.

Mavvy

THAT’S what you’re worried about if your phone is hacked?

The photos on mine would get me in so much trouble lol. And Emmy.

Huddy Boy

Stop. You’re going to make my ears bleed.

Easy E

I’m with you, Cap. I have some nice photos of Tella on there.

Sully

Who the fuck is Tella?

Easy E

…Donatella?

Do you all not listen to me when I talk?

Sully

Never.

Huddy Boy

Please don’t tell me you have a file on your phone full of photos from women, Ethan.

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