Page 115 of Hat Trick

G-Money

Damn. Peanut butter is my favorite.

Easy E

The world doesn’t revolve around you, Everett.

G-Money

What’s with the attitude problem, Richardson?

Easy E

I’ve been having some issues with Tella. The engine is acting up, and seems like there’s a problem with the chain and drive systems. I’m worried she’s not going to make it!!

Sully

It’s an inanimate object.

Easy E

She’s the LOML!

Mavvy

Wow. Over all of us?

Easy E

Obviously. I can replace you all.

G-Money

That’s not nice. No sleepover during our away game next week. I’m revoking your privileges.

Easy E

Lot of big words coming from the guy from the Florida education system!!

G-Money

You know what?

Never mind. Canada sounds like a dream.

Huddy Boy

Ethan, be nice. I hope Tella is okay.

Easy E

Thank you, Huddy. At least someone cares about me.

The rest of you can fuck off!

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“Riley.”Dr. Ledlow beams at me and points at the couch across from the chair he’s sitting in. “It’s good to see you. Have a seat.”

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